The Weigh-In

Tale Of The Tape

Fighting out of the Brown Corner in the Blue & White Trunks

Name: James Gordon Brown
D/O/B: February 20th 1951
Hometown: Govan, Glasgow
Job: Prime Minister of The United Kingdom

VS.

His opponent, fighting out of the Purple corner in the paisley - hold up, those aren't trunks, what is that? Like a matador outfit or something?

Name: Prince Rogers Nelson / Camille / Spookyelectric / The Kid / Mr. Goodnight / Partyman
D/O/B: June 7th 1958
Hometown: Minneapolis, Minnesota
Job: Modern day guardian of the funk

Before we get into the whole "politics" thing - I'll lay it on the line for you. Yes, I probably will end up taking the piss out of Gordon. Don't take it that I vote Conservative. For the record, I don't trust any politicians. Especially Blair. And Cameron (Diet Blair).







Gordon Brown photo teefed from The Guardian - taken by Andrew Parsons / PA